Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-20-03
A desperate Mr. Butch makes a trip to downtown...
Hello, Butch. Good to see you.
Hi Doc Ferguson... Listen, as you know, I like to eat poon. But lately, I've had a problem-
Yes, I see. Do you have insurance, Butch?
Insurance!? Hell no! What the fuck is this, Ferg!? A shakedown!?
As Butch scrubs vigorously in the bathroom...
So... What did Dr. Ferguson prescribe?
Toilet paper, aspirin and some Grey Goose... Now you better check yo'self, television set, or I'm gonna get me some TiVO!
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