Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-20-03
Mr. Butch 'borrows' a DVD player and 'rents' a scary movie...
What's she doing now, master?
Well... uh... Jesus... damn, girl, stay in the well!
On the television set...
Seven Days... Seven Days..!
If only he'd buy me a mirror, I'd be able to watch my self. Sigh... does that make me narcissistic?
Fuck, television set. You better not be lettin' little freaky girls crawl out of you, or I'll have my crowbar on you!
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