Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-20-03
Okay, Bates... Once we get finished with the paper, what do you have planned for today?
Since my dad's paying you, would you dress up as... (whisper whisper whisper)
You wanted me to dress up as a vacuous white blonde-haired hoe?
Yep! You look sensational!
Sensational? Sensational for what?
Pretending to be the mother I never had. Sniff.
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