Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-21-03
Brrrrr... I'm freezing out here... Wh-? Why can't I move my arms? My legs? I'm paralyzed!
We're going to have fun today, Jack! I put synpatic inhibitors in your coffee!
Frrmmrrmrrrm-!
Now just hold still, Jack! I'll melt the snow!
Puh ffff puh...
It's not my problem if you have a pee fetish, Jack... I have the same troubles with Fancy. Hmmm, maybe if I build myself into a snowman as well...
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