Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-21-03
Mr. Butch and his television set journey to the edge of the Universe!
I tell you, television set, this control panel is nothing like the one on the Millenium Falcon...
Master, how will you eat on our trip? You brought no provisions.
On a quest to peer through INFINITY!
Easy, I'll order Dominoes.
But we're over 599 GAZILLION LIGHT YEARS FROM EARTH!
Will INFINITY END UP PEERING THROUGH THEM? (As the old cop maxim goes...)
That's right. And 30 minutes or its free!
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