Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-21-03
From the UNIVERSE'S EDGE, to the EPIDYMIS OF DETROIT (Chateau La Butch)...
So what else did you wish for? World peace? An army of bitches and hoes?
Well... (shuffles his feet)
The black feller promised me a happy ending from a disembodied head... now ante up!
I'm going to need an extra dose of jelly babies for this job...
The End.
!
That, and a permanent erection...
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