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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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The Scions, Starring Kevin Pollack

by Hans_Gruber
2-06-04

Father Tim and Bobby Triscuit inspect their surroundings...


	Dese walls are made of God's divine stuff, Bobby... Don't dat in'nerest ya?


	Sniff. I want mommy.


	Aw, come now, Bobby. Yer a scientist. Look at dis stuff.


	Father Tim... We were made in God's image, so it stands to reason that our shitters were made in the image of God's shitter. There's nothing remarkable about the human excretory system.


	Don'tcha see why yer down here den? Yer too sma't for paradise, Bobby.


	(Pssst... Kevin. Your dick is showing.)

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