Spin 'Til You're Dizzy

Author: Hatrix

Date: October 4, 2006

by Hatrix
10-04-06
Ladies and Gentlemen... It has recently come out that I, a 52 year old congressman have been sending sexually explicit messages to underage boys working on the hill.
I think you should also be aware of a few important facts: 1. I am an alcoholic. 2. I was abused by a catholic priest as a boy and finally and MOST importantly...
...3. This is all the democrats' fault.