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| Hi there father. Remember me? | |
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| Not really. Are you a member of the church? | |
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| Nope. I'm a gay pagan you threw feces at during my life partner's funeral. It seems your act of evil has prompted god to grant me the power to enforce his law. | |
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| Oh don't be ridiculous. Now get out of my church before I call the police you aids spreading... | |
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GOD: Now put a live weazel in his colon!
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| AAAAAAHHHAAh AHHAAAAAHAAAAAa!!! AAAHHAAHAAaa!! Why can't I DIE??!!!! AAAHHHH the PAIN!!!!!! | |
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