Heddy

Author: HeadSecretary

Date: July 4, 2003

by HeadSecretary
7-04-03
Rat, We've got to talk. I can't be with you anymore.
Why not?
Well, because you're a selfish lover, always in a foul mood, and I'm just not happy.
Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to tell you that for the last 12 years I've been in love with your best friend, and that's why I'm such a piss-poor husband.
Next time, Heddy talks to her best friend, Isa.
You arrogant, time-wasting, lying bastard!
Apparently, Looks CAN kill.