HeavyDuty

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Just a BIG dude with his inner Geek and Perv.

Comedy, COMEDY 13,Thirteen, 1, 3

by HeavyDuty
8-01-03

Oh, NO! You got to be kidding. I'm not taking part in another "Blonde" Joke


	Doctor, I need help! I have to lose 20 pounds in 30 days or I loose my modeling contract.


	Well, you look to be in great shape. Run 10 miles a day for 30 days and you'll have lost the weight needed.

.............." } 30 Days Later { ".............. ..........and 300? miles form home.........


	Wow the Doc was right. I lost 20 pounds and then some... BUT where am I?


	Quick, someone give that girl a Porkchop!

OH! yeah, like anyone got that. They took a bad joke and just made it worse. Good God! Kill me know, or at least burn my contract!


	Wow, that was GREAT! Anyone got her phone number?