Nothing worse than a lucky jerk.

Author: Hecker

Date: July 21, 2001

by Hecker
7-21-01
Clango wallows in self despair.
Life sucks. My girlfriend left me, my dog died, my car broke down, I have no money, no friends, no job...
I hate lucky jerks too Clango.
Hey Clango, guess what! I just did it with two chicks in the back of the brand new car I bought with my lottery money! Sweet huh?
Oh my god. I've hit rock bottom.
Yes Clango, booze will make all your problems disappear.
I wonder if us robots are programmed to get drunk...