Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Tell you how I ran From that steaming pile of shit called Japan
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I whistled for a plane and when it came near The side read "DOOM" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this plane is grand But I thought 'Nah forget it' - BACK TO KANGAROO LAND!
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I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdomThough it gave me the shakes To sit on my throne full of stingrays and snakes
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