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| So nothing can be true. Thus, for every statement, its negation is true. | |
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| Bu-but...stop...rigorous thought...like kryptonite... | |
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| Then ~p is true, and of course, its negation, p. All schemata follow from this unsatisfiable schema, and consequently, according to you, everything is true! | |
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