HisJesterness  

*sniff*

We are gathered here today to pay our respect to the late Bill Gates who when diagnosed with brain cancer created the first cyborg clone.

Waaaah!

This prototype set the example for all others following it, myself included.

noooo ho ho ho oooooh..

Too bad Mr. Gates was too cheap to spare any expense on the clone because it soon crashed! Damn that Windows 95!