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This is a true story inspired by some horrible program I was forced to watch on television.
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| Well, I would hook up with you, since you're really cool, interesting, smart, and funny... | |
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| ...but I was going through your closet and I saw you had really big feet. And you know what they say about men with big feet! | |
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