You just cant get good help these days

Author: ICY

Date: February 2, 2004

by ICY
2-02-04
Back in Evil Bunk Jr's Secret Lair:
What is it minion #379?
That particle accelerator you ordered off Amazon.com has arrived sir
Great! Wait,why are you signing for packages,isn't #54 supposed to be at the Main Gate today?
Oh he fell into the DoomsDay Machine last night while cleaning it,got shredded something terrible.Dead,Im afraid.
Damn,I had just loaned him 5 bucks,put his remains through a sive,if you find me the serial number on the bill I can claim it back from the bank.