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					| Orientation Day at Sentech's My Wireless Call Center Support Headquarters |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | And for those of you who were wondering. Yes - it's true, we here serve The Dark One, Satan, Beezlebub. Call him what you like, just don't ever let on to customers. Someone help that lady who fainted- |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I'd like to thank Satan for stopping by - now, let's get back to inspiring feelings of total depression and despair in customers trapped in a 24 month contract- |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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