All comics by IceWave

 

The New TV by IceWave 2-15-06
Hey Junior, I heard you got a new TV yeah...cost me over $4,000...it's the latest in analog technology	.......	On a side note, did you get a chance to replace your tires? Hell no! There's no way I'm going to waste $200 on some useless crap like that.

 

The AutoCAD Upgrade by IceWave 2-15-06
Hey Junior, the Boss wants opinions on upgrading to AutoCAD 2006. You got an opinion about it? What day is it ?	Wednesday...the 15th I think... Um, let me check my chart...	Everytime he talks, I die just a little inside. Um, according to this, on Wednesdays I hate AutoCAD, unless it's an even numbered day divisible by 3 in which case I like it....so you answer your question, I don't think we should upgrade.

 

Irony by IceWave 2-15-06
DAMN!! DAMN!! DAMN!! What's wrong Junior?	Someone stole a brand new spindle of DVD-Rs from me. Now I can't back up my software. You mean the software you stole via Peer-2-Peer?	I'm not stealing....I'm archiving.... Riiiiiight.

 

Accurately track your time by IceWave 2-15-06
Junior fills in his time sheet every day. Monday: 9:30 (in), 12-1 (lunch), 4:30 (out)...total hours 9 1/2 Monday: 9 (in), 12-1 (lunch), 5 (out)...total hours 11	He always keeps an accurate track of his hours. Monday: 9:30 (in), 12-1 (lunch), 5:30 (out)...total hours 10 Monday: 8 (in), 11:30-2 (lunch/"doctor"), 5 (out)...total hours 13	He easily could have been a CPA for Enron. Monday: 9 (in), 12-1 (lunch), 4:30 (out)...total hours 12 119 hours, another productive week. That Norman Einstein doesn't have a thing on me

 

Yogi Bear and Boo Boo 2006....with Robots by IceWave 2-18-06
Yogi Bear & Boo-Boo 2006 hey Yogi, I'm hungry No problem Boo Boo, we'll just just go get some pic-i-nic baskets	but Yogi, won't the ranger get mad and catch us? Aw F**K the ranger B, we're bears for crying out loud, we'll just eat the ranger	3 Hours Later Boy Yogi, I haven't eaten that well in a long time, that ranger was tasty You said it B, I haven't eaten that well in months....in fact, it was so good that I'm seeing her again on Saturday

 

You're just not funny by IceWave 2-18-06
I F**Ked your mom. I gave it to her good and hard. She was calling my name and everything. ......	Didn't you hear me? I said I slipped my big ol' dicks right up into your mom's hot pussies! ......	Well, aren't you going to say anything? F**K off dad, you're drunk again.

 

Junior's Got Skillz by IceWave 2-20-06
I've got skillz. I've got AutoCAD skillz, hacking skills, downloading skills, health care skills, automotive skills... Say what?!	The only "skillz" you've got are how to stink up a room and how to whine like a baby with collic.	Whatever, you're just jealous. Women love skills. Junior, the last time you touched a woman's ***** was during your own birth.

 

Employee of the Month by IceWave 2-22-06
Hey Junior, how come you came in at 7:30 today? I'm doing it to increase my chances of getting "Employee of the Month"	Um, we don't have an "Employee of the Month" program. Yes we do. Look on the wall and you can see all the other 194 times I received it.	Oh for crying out loud Junior, you printed those yourself.....hell, they're even signed by you! Aw, what's the matter, jealous?

 

I hate geese by IceWave 2-23-06
A quiet Saturday morning. Bob is out for a morning stroll when he hears.... ! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! What the fuck? I thought I killed all you damn geese! Dude, shut the fuck up or I'm going to have to do something really nasty to you.	! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! ! H O N K ! Okay dumbass, since you won't listen to a simple request....	Cant say I didn't warn you.

 

The same thing happens in a million bars everywhere by IceWave 2-24-06
Look at me! Look at me! Oh please turn around and look at me!	Why won't you look at me? I'm sexy as all hell, and I didn't even wear any panties tonight. PLEEEEAAAASE look at me!	1 microsecond after turning in her general direction... What the fuck are you staring at?! Can't a woman go to the bar and just enjoy herself without every horny and desperate guy eye raping her?! Don't flatter yourself sweetie, I was just looking around to see if I could figure out where that rotten tuna smell was coming from.

 

Out Sick by IceWave 2-24-06
Hey Junior, someone said you were out Friday because you were picked as an alternate for the olympics. That's pretty cool. Yeah.	But someone else said it was because you were starting your campaign for a US Senate seat. Yeah.	So which one was it? Both. I started my campaign while doing warm ups on the bunny slope at Mt. Brighton.

 

Man Child by IceWave 3-10-06
Meet Junior ManChild. He's in his 40's, lives at home with his mom, and every waking moment of his life not spent at work, is instead spent file sharing and video gaming. I rule!	He understands technology just enough to be annoying, yet has no clue about the real world as a whole. He's forever stuck in the 1970s. What's that? I have a clue. I know damn well it's 1974.

 

The Adventures of Dr. Plot by IceWave 11-09-06
Dr. Plot has only one thing on his mind. ...and then plot four 3/4 size sets, and then plot 2 full size sets, and then plot one oversize set... Don't you have anything better to do than bug me?	...and then plot eight wallet size sets and then plot 3 8x10 glossies, and then.... It's not like you're going to even look at them, they just sit on your desk til they turn yellow....	Faithful employee has only one thing on his mind, but it can't be said here. ...and make sure you do it all before 8:45....then repeat at 11:30, 2pm, and 4:45pm Oh for the love of....

 

Junior's thought process. by IceWave 11-09-06
What's on your mind kiddo? Whenever someone asks me to do something, I'm trying to decide if I should cry first and then shit myself, or do it the other way around...	Forget I asked! Or maybe I'll just throw a tantrum when they ask, THEN shit myself and cry even harder while blaming them for my misery!

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