The Gore Campaign

Author: Icewing_X

Date: November 15, 2001

by Icewing_X
11-15-01
Caught Red Handed...
Uh...this isn't what it looks like..
So, you're not stealing my magic muffins, you filthy manwhore?
Why, no, I was merely...sampling...their texture...
You are the crappiest liar this side of my white ass.
Who's on the other side?
Hillary Clinton. I keep her locked in my bedroom's closet for those lonely nights after I bake my muffins.