Christmas in the Ghetto - pt. 3

Author: Icewing_X

Date: December 8, 2001

by Icewing_X
12-08-01
Not a creature was cappin'...
Wow, this is kinda fun, Santa! Maybe I'll do it for a living.
Oh! Oh, sweet Jeebus! Oh, baybay!
You ok, Santa? You look like you're about to puke.
Oh, Santa Dawg be illin' as always. Just back dat train up some, so I can get me a better view of yo' goods, little crackah ho.
Ok, Santa. Does this mean I get on the 'Nice' list?
No, baybay, you be REAL naughty tonight. The mo' naughty yo' ass be, the biggah, bettah, and wettah the present be that Santa Dawg give you, sweets.