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  Icewing_X  

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I'm so full of shit.
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by Icewing_X
2-09-02
Deep in the heart of Random's House...
Listen, um, Random.. I'm really not sure I want to see this pet monkey of yours. I mean, sure, a hairless monkey isn't something you see everyday, but...
Oh, don't be silly! You'll love it. He tastes like chicken...well, cock, anyway...er...
Just then, a gas main broke under the quaint home, causing a huge explosion!
GAAAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!!
Oh! Oh yes! You make me so hot! Yeah, right there, baby! Oh, that's the sweet spot! Oh, oh, yes, God, YES! Harder! Faster! Hotter! Ooooooh!
Umm, can you please just shut up and die? It'd make this a lot less painful.
I'll see what I can do, but only because you're a nice piece of ass.
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