IdeaSmith  

So...why do you want to get married?

So I can: a)get my family off my back b) divorce you and live off the alimony c) write a bestseller about how to avoid getting married

She thinks? No one told me she was supposed to think!!!! Mom.....what am I supposed to think????

I think I'm ready for a fulfiling, committed relationship now. What about you?

Well....how was the meeting? Did you like each other?

I think I should turn lesbian...