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| I noticed you have a black eye. So do I. How did you get yours? | |
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| Well mine was a tongue twister. The lady at the ticket stand had these huge tits and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh and she socked me. | |
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| Yeah. That's kinda how mind happened. It was a tongue twisted too. I was eating breakfast with my wife and I wanted to say 'Pass the cereal'... | |
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| ... but instead I said 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch.' | |
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