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| My 5 year old was behaving like a little bastard tonight, so I threatened to cancel Christmas and told him he wouldn't get any presents. | |
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| Then he told me that Santa brings the presents, and there's nothing I can do about it. | |
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| Well, I guess he got you there! | |
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| No, I told the little prick I'd wait up and shoot Santa off the roof if he didn't shut up and go to sleep. | |
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| Hey, lets go fire a couple of shots in the air, I'll lay on the ground and we can see the look on his face! | |
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