Excellent news Chen, your paycheck is buried somewhere in this mess.
Sir, while you may think you've got the upper hand, ultimately this just means I will get to roll around in a gigantic pile of paper instead of doing any work.
It will be the office worker's equivalent of a "ball pit" and I will frolic for many hours with child like innocence.
Well enjoy your paper cuts Chen. Also the 7000 African Puss Caterpillars I released in there this morning.
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