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by InnovativeMinds
10-18-05
7 Hours Later
What level you on?
The first.
I beat the whole game in five minutes, and I'm retarted.

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-18-05
How was your day dear?
Kids......Tried...To...Hang...Me..
Yup.
Wait...Wait...Wait...Hang You?
When my lawyer got here, they gave up...

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-18-05
Nice to see ya homie, how was work.
He must already be drunk...
....
Work sucked.
5 minutes later...
Oh yea, we work at the same place.
Not to mention the same hours, you dumb, fat, disgusting sack of shit.

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-19-05
So I was sitting in the office right? Then the boss came in, and...
Meanwhile, Chaz is in the bathroom.
He must be halucinating again, I told him not to sniff the paint thinner at work, poor bastard.
My boss told me that I needed to lick all the staplers in the building.
He is a dumb, fat sack of manure, maybe...Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.
No it was all the Stacy's...And I done that, and now I'm out of work, and I got three law suits against me.

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-19-05
What's up?
I just found a new sandwich, and I'm creating a company...Guess what it's gonna be called?
Fat Enterprises?
How'd you know?
Lucky guess.

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-19-05
Hello Mam' May I take your order?
Yea, I'd like a Fat Ass Burger, and some fries.
That'll be $4.50, pay when it's ready sir.
O.K
May I...help you?
Yes,is it possible to get an arm instead of the leg?

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-21-05
Hey man, how is the company coming?
I need 500 bucks.
And I assume that you think I have 500 bucks?
No...I know you have 500 bucks.
You made me do that.

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-21-05
Hello America this is the President of your country...The UNITED, states of America. And I'm not really in front of a flag.
I'm actually at a studio with the producer Dr. Dre. Getting ready to go into the recording outhouse thingy.
Recording booth you idiot. .. See what we gon' do today is George is gun' make a song about da devastation of Hurricane Katrina, and I'm gon' produce it.
In the booth.
Arrite here it goes.... "OH KATRINA, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE SO BAD, I WILL ADMIT THAT I AM GLAD...THAT YOU MISSED TEXAS, AND HIT NEW ORLEANS INSTEAD."

 

by InnovativeMinds
10-24-05
Yo, motherfucker.
I did jail time for sniffing coke, and fucking a dude, but I didn't know. And I also didn't know that sodomy was illegal, my dad used to tell me to bite the pillow, I know you feel me tho.
And my flow's the shit, at the white house with a brick. Hey yo bitch...Check this. I'm white, the president, so I'm heaven sent. You Kanye, your right, fuck you who is black as night, YEA!!!

 

by InnovativeMinds
1-24-06
Break.
Isn't that ironic Joe?
What?
That we both forgot to wear pants today.
......
Speak for yourself, I done this on purpose, my wife left me last week, and I'm gonna get a new one.

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