Hello the church of the animorphous blob comes bearing eternal salvation.
Hello sir or mam I come bearing salvation in the form of our new cookie covered bible if I could just take a moment of your time you could get a free copy.
I dont see the harm in that, go right ahead.
Did you know that robot Jesus died for your sins over four years ago in Ontario Canada which is why we must crush the vile Canadians with our army of nuclear powered dogs.
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