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| Today we have 'SerpentinoZeroX'. Tell us...who are you? | |
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| Born in a remote island in the middle of the Pacific, I was cast away on a raft of wood after I ate the entire village's supply of snails. I was raised by flies for a year until they died. | |
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| I was a hobo for 10 years, surviving on the sauce and cheese from discarded pizza boxes. During this time, I killed a multi-millionare and took his place as the CEO of Awesome-Corp, where I work today | |
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| No, seriously. Who ARE you? | |
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