SerpentinoZeroX

Author: JRowe3388

Date: November 24, 2005

by JRowe3388
11-24-05
Today we have 'SerpentinoZeroX'. Tell us...who are you?
Born in a remote island in the middle of the Pacific, I was cast away on a raft of wood after I ate the entire village's supply of snails. I was raised by flies for a year until they died.
I was a hobo for 10 years, surviving on the sauce and cheese from discarded pizza boxes. During this time, I killed a multi-millionare and took his place as the CEO of Awesome-Corp, where I work today
No, seriously. Who ARE you?