Happy Depraved Violence Day

Author: Jabizo

Date: February 13, 2002

by Jabizo
2-13-02
The postal carrier is sure to love this gift. I'll just leave it by the mailbox as a nice thank you for being a good serviceman.
Stop right there. I am Ponch. The immortal enforcer of Boxing Day! You dishonor my Holiday.
What!? Get outta my way you hooligan. Go harrass your Grandma or something.
I must uphold the true traditions of Boxing Day! Which means we must get naked and beat each other senseless using our fists as weapons.
So all these years Dad was telling the truth... and I just thought he was an insane sadomasichist.
Look, the Holiday is on the Calendar in Canada, Britain and Australia. What else could it be about?