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| The postal carrier is sure to love this gift. I'll just leave it by the mailbox as a nice thank you for being a good serviceman. | |
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| Stop right there. I am Ponch. The immortal enforcer of Boxing Day! You dishonor my Holiday. | |
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| What!? Get outta my way you hooligan. Go harrass your Grandma or something. | |
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| I must uphold the true traditions of Boxing Day! Which means we must get naked and beat each other senseless using our fists as weapons. | |
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| So all these years Dad was telling the truth... and I just thought he was an insane sadomasichist. | |
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| Look, the Holiday is on the Calendar in Canada, Britain and Australia. What else could it be about? | |
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