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| Thank you for calling Gevalia. My name is SATAN. How may I destroy you today? | |
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| You want 2 Kona, regular WB on your next shipment? You will join me within 3 days for an eternity of torment. Thanks for calling Gevalia, and have a painful death! | |
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| Hi, Karen? Our numbers have been horrible down here, can you send us a few more souls from the *living call center? We won't make metrics if you don't. I'll promote Deanna, she seems enthusiastic. | |
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| *living does not imply that life is good. | |
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