|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| My name is Russell, I will someday star in a hit movie, I am practicing my scowl for the Oscar's. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| I look exactly like my mother, Goldie Hawn. I won Best Supporting Actress and married Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes...yet I feel..vaguely dissatisfied. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| I really should have won "Best Picture" | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| Bjork just gave my whole genus a very bad name. And what was with that egg laying thing on the red carpet? | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
Julia Roberts runs afoul of the stickman.
|
|
|
|
| | |
| I see you Stickman, just let me talk....And I want to thank...the whole world I love you!! | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| You're time is SERIOUSLY UP! | |
| | |
|
|
|
