Strangeheart In 3 Panels

Author: Jael

Date: January 12, 2004

by Jael
1-12-04
A story...about a Scotsman
So hear us roar the mighty Scottish, we're tougher than Bruce Lee.
You can keep Margaret Thatcher and the Sheep of Orkney. We’ve got the Glasgow Celtics and Billy Connley
Who chooses...
We sing and dance and sing some more. We’ll drink until we end up on the floor.
We like the girls with rug burns on their knees, They’re pale and freckled and free of disease.
Audience Participation...
Please sir, I'd like to buy the "Dirty little bitches of Scotland" t-shirt
http://www.strangeheart.com/