I'm so sorry, God. I killed my grandmother because she was a bitch. I wanked to my sister. I slaughtered an innocent kitty. I ran over my school teacher. Oh please forgive me Lord, please.
It's okay, my son. Have you done other sins?
Yes, Lord...I made a blog and used the words "LOL" "WTF""OMG""LMAO"
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
I guess I get what I deserve for being such a dumbfuck
