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| Scotty. Scott Delbango. "Bang" as in "sex". Right here, baby. . . Right #%&$ing here. Heh. Homeless jokes. Heheh. Dale Earnhart jokes. I tell you, I've got a million of them. | |
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| Hm. . . two parts vodka in the glass, but only one part of the last of the orange juice. Happily for Eric Denney, this is not a problem. Got to use that liver while I've still got one. | |
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| Need. . . sleep. . . I'll grab some after I finish this article. And then the next article. And then I'll have to save the world. But maybe after that I'll hit the sack. Oh, I'm Justin Whirledge. | |
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| The name's Ryan Zillmer. You can call me, "sexy", or "studmuffin", or "throbbing manflesh hunk". Ooh, yeah! | |
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| . . . I'm just the Nintendojo staffer who got lost during E3 and subsequently eaten by a homeless man. | |
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