JamesSchlong

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James has appeared in the following films: Dr. Yes, From Russia With Sluts, Stinkfinger, Thunderballsdeep, He Can Only Come Twice (Or So They Say), On Her Majesty's Secret Waterbed, Diaphragms Are Forever, Lick and Let Rise, The Man With The Golden Schlong, The Spy Who Sucked Me, Orgasmfaker, Never Say Harder Again, Lotsopussy, A View To A Screw, The Sticky Daybeds, License To Fill (Your Hole), Browneye, Tomorrow Morning's Rise, Two Girls Are Not Enough, Buy Another Lay, Vagina Royale, Condom of Solace.

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Bitter is Better

by JamesSchlong
2-01-07


	Jenessa, I'm totally crazy about you. You're all I think about. Will you be my girlfriend?


	Ewww, no.


	I know we've been friends for years, but I have to admit that I have feelings for you and would like to be more than friends.


	I don't think we can be friends anymore.


	I let a total stranger feel me up last night!


	I sucked a trucker's dick!

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LuckyGuess says:

Not only do I wholeheartedly agree with this comic, but I've experienced the full force of it's message. And it's funny. You, sir, are the win.
posted Feb 1st, 2007 ( permalink )

up4abeer says:

BullsEye!
posted Feb 6th, 2007 ( permalink )

Spankling says:

Lucky trucker.
posted Feb 6th, 2007 ( permalink )

mandingo says:

women suck. let's kill one to make up for the others. like every six months maybe
posted Feb 7th, 2007 ( permalink )

BigFrank105 says:

amazing AND true :O
posted Apr 9th, 2007 ( permalink )

weird4 says:

Zing!
posted Nov 5th, 2007 ( permalink )