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| Dude, why the hell would you think Duke was gay? | |
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| Oh come on now. Simple psychological profiling gives evidence that his position as leader of an elite anti-terrorist branch of the government is an obvious macho-mask, used to hide his homosexuality. | |
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| Besides, go back and watch all the episodes, and count how many times he suggestively touches his fellow male Joes, government officials, tribesman, even COBRA members. | |
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| Well... that's a better reason than I had come up with. I just think all blondes are gay. | |
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