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  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
11-20-11
Well Carlos, im not sleeping. I've been thinking about this girl and I'm not sure if she likes me or not. We had hot T-Sex the other day but now she's gone cold. You're a ladies man, what should I do?
I DO like the ladies... How does she act when you are around? Does she seem to like your company?
She pretends I'm not there. Sometimes she calls me Adrian, when she knows full well my name is Steve. sometimes she sets parts of me on fire and steals my food.
well... that doesnt seem...
You're right. I'm going to ask her to marry me. Thanks Carlos.
Anytime.
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