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  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
12-03-11
Does your coffee taste funny today Steve?
No.. No why? Have you poisoned my coffee?
No, though that would have been a good idea, seeing as I'm trying to kill you.
So why did you ask about my coffee?
I urinated in it a little and just wanted to know if my urine tastes funny. I'd do it myself, but I don't drink coffee...
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