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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
12-03-11
On OBSERVATION DECK 8, Steve, finds George, a retired postman, staring out into space.
So I said to Joanne "I'm fine with seeing other people, in fact I have 3 other girls I'm currently ploughing and you've really let yourself go lately and..."
She's behind me isn't she?
She's behind me right? OH GOD I'VE DONE IT AGAIN? WHY AM I SO STUPID STUPID STUPID. DOES SHE LOOK MAD, GEORGE? DOES SHE LOOK MAD? IS SHE CRYING GEORGE? IS SHE CRYING AND ANGRY AND...
I accidently ate my children today. They were playing and suddenly they were inside me.
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