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  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
12-10-11
John stood there on xmas eve, waiting to be noticed, like he does ever year. Wearing his fave scarf and his best coal-mouth smile. His hat at a jaunty angle and buttons you could see your face in.
He read a book once, about a snowman who came to life and melted, not only the snow, but the hearts of all who read. A snowman that met a little boy and had an epic adventure that transcended age.
Six months later, he still stood there, unnoticed and alone. The book lied. Now when nobody is looking he reads the feminist propaganda of Angela Carter and plans to one day start a family.
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mandingo says:

for starters. then he's joining the cold weathermen
posted Dec 15th, 2011 ( permalink )


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