Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
12-18-11
Hey there Leon. Just wanted to see if you were okay about.. y'know... Joanne dumping you.
I AM FINE STEVE. IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS A HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, NASTY, AWFUL, UNPLEASANT DINOSAUR ANYWAY... SHE WAS A THESAURUS.
I like you Leon, but I've told you a few times now. She is a bloody Hadrosaur bro. A Hadrosaur!
Yeah I know but...
Idiot.
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