Desparation

Author: JediKiller

Date: April 7, 2002

by JediKiller
4-07-02
Well, I lost my job today, so I'm going to be homeless soon, God why do you constantly punish me?? What did I ever do to you
Hahah you incompetent moron, you could always sell your kidneys..
Sell my kidney's huh, well I don't really drink, or do drugs they should still be pretty healthy... hmmm I wonder what I could get for em..
Yeah I'll even do the cutting for you, and I won't charge more than 50%
Well I guess its all I can do right now... my situation is pretty desparate..
Great lets go to the bank, I just got my disability check I'll buy you some donuts..