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by Jeebus
10-06-02
Crazy Bondage Penguin whips a farmer.
Would you look at me, I'm one fat fucker!
Be quiet bitch! *whips*
Crazy Bondage Penguin whips a farmer again.
Why are we on the moon?
I said be quiet you little whore! *whips again*
All of a sudden, everything changes.
My new appearance both frightens and confuses me...
Hey, don't look at me, I'm just a poorly drawm skull!

 

by Jeebus
10-06-02
The crazy knob-bunny goes insane.
Why am I smoking?
Does it look as though I care? I have a large penis on my head!
The crazy knob-bunny sits down on a gay stool.
Oh lovely, now I'm a bible reading T-Rex.
Look! I can sit down! *sits down*
Erm... OK, I have no real explanation for this.
Hey cool, I'm the cast of MST3K!
Lovely, I'm a fucking squirrel.

 

by Jeebus
10-07-02
The squirelly thing gets pissed off.
OK, so, now that we've established I'm a cock-rabbit, why the hell are you a squirrel?
Talk to the tail, wankshaft.
Erm, the moon blows up. Gasp!!
What's that? Is the moon exploding??
Holy crap!
...OK I can't really explain this at all, so I won't try.
...Boom
Why haven't I exploded yet?

 

by Jeebus
10-07-02
o_O
I'm sorry children, I didn't realise I spelled 'drawn' wrong in my first comic. I shall make it up to you.
Just what the fuck are you? Meh, Doesn't matter, I shall chop off your arm.
Ow, you bastard.
Meh, It's what I do.
Hey, look over there, the moon's exploding.
Why am I here? I'm a completely new character!

 

by Jeebus
10-07-02
The drunken fucker offers the cock-rabbit some gin.
Erm... Want some drink?
............OK.
*shrugs*
Why are we in a field?
How should I know? I'm just a rabbit.
Heh.
GRIS!!
Ow. Would you mind not kicking my trunk?

 

by Jeebus
10-07-02
If I had sex with a dolhpin, could it get pregnant?
I don't know, ask tubgirl.
goatse man has a big anus.
HOW STRANGELY EROTIC.
I felt a girls boob. Does that count?
PICTURES. NOW.

 

by Jeebus
10-07-02
I need a piss.

 

by Jeebus
10-08-02
Main screen turn on !!
...I fucking hate this guy.
OK, so he's not exactly Cats, but I'm not Superman am I?
How are you gentlemen.
All your base are belong to us.
What you say !!
Kill me now. For fuck's sake, quick and painless!

 

by Jeebus
10-08-02
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Yes, so I think Semprini_Goat is teh c0l d00d, so what?

 

by Jeebus
10-12-02
Gasp! It's Gabe and some other bloke!
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...
...
*silently coughs*
...
*poots*

 

by Jeebus
10-13-02
I'm a fat fucking whore with a gay dress on. Fuck me in the ass. Go on, I dare you. I won't cry rape...

 

by Jeebus
10-20-02
It's OK, we come in peace.
*zaps*

 

by Jeebus
10-20-02
OK, dedication time.
This comic is for Nikki.
*is Nikki*
*morphs*
I'm a small wench.
*zaps*

 

by Jeebus
10-23-02
*Please note, I just changed the name so none of you would know who it is. Har! Only a few people know.
Hello. I am a goat. I have come to confess.
OK, so, I have to confess to everyone that I fancy... Angelina Jolie*
**Please note, he is not called Bill Gates. Again, people that know me, change the name accordingly.
I've liked her for around 2-3 years now, but something's pissed me off.
This something comes in the form of a gormless twat called... *Bill Gates**
Ye arsechicken Bill! I fucking hate you! Bastard!
Now, we all know that Angelina likes Bill a lot, but I don't know why. I wish that would change. He's an arsechicken.
I really hope that she will see sense. I told her how I felt, and I am just waiting for a reply. That is all. You may go now children.

 

by Jeebus
10-27-02
The exceedingly intelligent alien has been duped!
Checkmate.
That'll teach the bastard. Man, what a queer!
*zaps*

 

by Jeebus
11-01-02
...*coughs*
Hello again. Fuck Bill.
Listen to my hooooooves!
Hmm, this is just a comic.
Today, I am going to talk about how depressed I am.
I am depressed. Bloody females.
(o_O;)
Man am I depressed!
Perhaps if I slapped her in the face with my wang...

 

by Jeebus
11-22-02
LOLOL, Tommy made a funny.

 

by Jeebus
11-22-02
LOLOL, Tommy made a funny.
DAMNIT!
Tommy, you useless piece of shit...

 

by Jeebus
2-02-03
O_O
What is it?
Shit! Look below!
So he did.
Look. I'm a demon. Yarr.
OMG WTF LOL
He just got zinged. Zinged good.
You're a twat...
Hah! One nil!

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