JerrBear  

Let me get this straight, Wheelchair Dude. You need me to dispose of a dead body?

Not exactly. I need you to help me on a prank.

You know I don't do pranks.

Yes , Psychopathic Joe, but I think you'll enjoy this one.

And praytell, why?

Because it involves lube, cutting off Idiot's arm, and fun squishy anal noises!