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by JimboJK2487
11-17-04
You ever wonder why we're here?
WTF??
I fuckin' hate you, dude
ROFLMAO!!!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-17-04
What are we doing here? Aren't you jewish?
AH! THEY MUST NOT KNOW!
Oh shit, it's on now!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, I fuckin' hate you dude
My bad y'all

 

by JimboJK2487
11-17-04
A calm day in the big city, unless you're Detective Jamie Magnum...
Ok...wheres the bomb, Muhammad?
Up yours pig! This is racial profiling!
Well, according to the patriot act I can do that.
You can?
The bad news is...this kind of stuff actually happens...
Ha ha...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-19-04
At a secret military base somewhere in Nevada...
At ease soldier
Good luck, sir...
All systems are green...
Roger that...
Ha ha, I bet you thought I'd end this...dumbass...if this doesn't make you stop reading my shit I dont know what will.
That is stone cold...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-19-04
Our heros, J-Man and Darkie are in the woods...
WTF are we doing here?
Hunting my Nubian sidekick
I'm Indian dickhead...
The terrorists are coming! The terrorists are coming!
This is like the third time this week...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-19-04
Hi, I'm Jamie...I need to interview my hero for a school project.
Oh, wow, that's flattering kid, what do you need to know?
Well, first, who are your inspirations?
Well, my parents are a big inspiration of course, they were never too busy to say, "Satan, you can do whatever you want to do if you put your mind to it."
That's only a little bit disturbing.
...sniffle...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-20-04
WTF?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-21-04
Where do you think we go when we die?
Uh.......
Tell him...um...heaven?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
Well WTF do you want me to say to this?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
ROFL
LMAO
OMG

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
Hey, comic representation of myself! What's going on!
Well...um...
What is it? Go ahead, spit it out.
...
Come on already! We don't have all day!
Well, to be honest, I don't have anything, its just that you've run out of ideas for comics, but you still decided to make one today...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
This is Siva, he's the token black guy
I'm actually Indian...
Nobody cares!
This is Ben, he recently came out
Am I supposed to say something?
This is Doug, he knows stuff about TV that nobody else knows
What did I do to deserve being in here?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
How'd we get here?!
How the fuck should I know? You make the strip asshole!
That was uncalled for.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
Halo 2 rules!
You don't even have an X-Box. You have Playstation 2! Get outta here noob!
But...I...
pwned
So then he called me a noob! And...I...oh...I can take a hint...
Goddamn noob...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
This is channel 3 action news. I'm Brock Brockton.
And I'm Leslie Lezbo.
Today's top story, a high school age internet comic writer, Jamie, was killed today. He has no fans, and nobody really cares that he's dead.
I know I don't Brock.
That kid was a fuck off anyways, Leslie...He sure was Brock, and now to sports!
WTF?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
This is Ben, he's a buddy of mine, he wanted me to make a comic about him...
Hi.
He's doesn't like clowns...
That's not a clown you sick fuck!
Wanna do it?
Fuck you too buddy...
I fuckin' hate you Jamie...
What you don't think I'm pretty?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
Now, this one is kinda serious, but not too serious, as though it mattered, cause the rest of my stuff isn't funny anyways
Friends, anybody who reads, this is Doug...or as some of you may know him...douggonemad...
Yo.
Well, awhile ago, he was banned from the site, and he's a friend of mine, and i was a fan of his comics while they were still allowed up.
So, in conclusion, he should be allowed to post here again. I realise I probably won't get anything out of this, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
Word.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
Ok, so, turns out I have another friend who wants me to make a strip about them, so, everybody, meet Q
What's up Q?
Nothing, how are you?
I'm fine.
Well good.
GIRLS HAVE VAGINA'S!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
So another friend, this time, Q, the female hippie, wanted me to make a comic about her, I was happy to oblige
What's up Q?
Nothin' much.
Cool...
Yep...
GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-22-04
There once was a pig
im a pig?
hes a pig?
anamorphing pig!
mwa ha! now im the kfc guy!
woaaaa.. dude.
confused pig... i mean donkey
i think im supposed to be a donkey
isnt he a donkey?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
Well, here we are again, another Christmas.
I hope your mom doesn't get drunk and come on to me again.
Wait! My mom came onto you last Christmas?
Well...
Well what?
She didn't so much come on to me so much as punch me in the face three times.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
Wolves is going to attack you, Jack.
What? Why would you say that?
That isn't a wolf, that's a dog on a rolling ball, its funny, HA HA!
Later...
And that's when the dog raped me...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
I hate movies that go like this!
Cheif, you know I don't work well with partners LOL.
You're just going to have to, you brash young detective who blows stuff up!
You're my new partner? But you are a black guy, and I am white! LOL OMG How will this ever work out?
I don't know, but look at me! I'm Chris Tucker!
We saved the day! LOL, we defeated the bad guys, and racism!
True dat homes. Now we're friends, but oh no! In our next adventure, we're going to Africa! LOL

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
You know I don't work well with partners chief!
You're going to have to you brash young detective who blows shit up!
You are my partner? LOL But you are black and I am white? How will it ever work out?
LOL, I don't know, but look at me! I'm Chris Tucker/Eddie Murphy/Danny Glover!
LOL We saved the day! We defeated the bad guys, and racism. Now we're the best of friends!
LOL, But in the sequel, we go to Africa! Now you'll be the outsider! LOL

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
My best friend just died, she was killed...with an axe, I better take a shower while I'm home alone.
I must go muder her while she's in the shower!
AH! OMG I'VE BEEN OWNED BY THE MURDERER!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
I realise I am the chosen one, what do I need to do?
You know what you have to do.
No, seriously.
I am being serious.
Ok, in that case, I'm just gonna go fight 7000 of the same guy and eventually just end up running away.
See ya.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
Well, it's Thanksgiving again, and we're flying to spend it with friends!
We're on a boat though.
STFU
Hey!
Nigger...
I'm Indian you dumb fuck! Happy Thanks-goddamn-giving everybody.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-23-04
How'd we get in this cave?
You are so bad at this.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
Well, it would appear we are at a party!
It certainly would, athletic boyfriend. We should go have sex up in my room!
AND WE'RE THE TWO BLACK PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE!
LOL
Well, thats done, I'm going to go to sleep now.
And I will take a shower!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
I shall now murder this high school boy, cause even though its my mother who I'm mad at, I choose to kill high schoolers instead!
ZZZZZZZZZZ...
pwned
Argh
BUM BUM BAH!
AH! My boyfriend is dead!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
One day in the big city...
Holy fuck! It's the Super Signal! Let's roll!
I heartily agree!
I AM...THE GREEN KNIGHT!!
AND I AM...BLACKMAN!
Fuck you.
Blackman? Gimme a break, you're wearing this me being black except not cause I'm actually Indian thing to death.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
The Green Knight and Blackman
That's right, I'm the leader.
STOP CALLING ME BLACKMAN!
Hockey mask boy and Ninja
I shouldn't even be here!
Can you even see me on the background that this fucko put up?
Stupid Anime CatGirl and Loafer man
I'm not stupid...I'm from Japan!
LOOK AT MY LOAFERS!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
Jack, I hate you. You're the worst character I have, and thats saying something. I put you in cause I wanted to insult you.
So...what? You decided to make a comic about that? What is your problem?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-24-04
Well, here we are again. Thanks a lot, monkey!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-26-04
Hello, penguin!
Hello, underaged girl!
SOCK PUPPET!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-26-04
Dum dee dum
*CLICK*

 

by JimboJK2487
11-26-04
So, for a change of pace, I've decided that we should take our strip into space.
What? Why?
POPPYCOCK!
Word.
LOOK AT MY LOAFERS!
Well, it's not like we're doing great on Earth...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
Doug, you'll be the science officer.
Word.
Jack, you'll be the bitch...if this was Star Trek, you'd be Wesley Crusher.
You're a dick.
Siva, you'll be the ships doctor, seeing as how you're Indian and all Indian people are doctors.
Hey! That's...wait a second you didn't make some insensetive comment about me being black. Good work, that joke was dying anyways.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
Ok, Ben, let's see here...you can be the pilot...
You know you only put me in here because I'm gay and I provide diversity.
And you...
YES?
Fuck you, you're out of the strip.
BUT...MY LOAFERS...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
Bring up Science Officer Doug, Pilot Ben.
Dude, shut up.
Don't contradict me...I'm the captain of the ship, so you do what I say.
Ah...fuck you. Screen on.
*Holy crap! Siva! What happened? Where's Science Officer Doug?*
Well, you in all of your captainey brilliance forgot to give him a space suit...so...I'm sorry, I have to say this...he's dead Jimbo...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
One day...
AIEEE!!! Someone help!
Prepare to eat hammer bitch!
Not so fast, I'll call the league of Super Heroes!
Jesus tap dancing Christ! Not the League of Super Heroes!
You bet your ass the league of Super Heroes!
I bet my ass? Aren't you a nun?

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
I'm here! What the fuck do you want?
Oh, thanks be to merciful god! Patriot!
Oh...um...yea...right. I am THE PATRIOT! Sworn to protect the good people of America! I swore to always uphold the laws of this great nation and never let any evil doer flee from my might!
Um...hey patriot...where the fuck did this flag come from?
Where the fuck did this flag come from? Aren't you supposed to be a nun?
Ah, fuck it.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-27-04
Anyways! ONTO BUISSNESS! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!
Let us duel!
Ha ha mother fucker.
AIEEEE!
That'll be 29.99, please.
JESUS CHRIST IN A WOOD CHIPPER!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-28-04
One day, at the ship's watercooler...
Siva, I have another job for you.
No way man, being the ship doctor is already stressful enough.
You'll like this one though!
It better not be another racial stereotype of Indians...
Welcome to the Interstellar Qwick Stop...cigarettes only 8.99 per pack. God I hate my life...

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
Hmmm...I wonder where everybody else is.
I've been sitting here playing video games for three days, and I haven't seen any of the other crew members.
Well...that strip was inconclusive.

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
According to my pad of paper, we're on the planet of wacky, internet slang using cats.
How fucking interesting!
Word.
Why am I even here?
WTF
OMG, peeps!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
The captain and crew take the Wacky Internet Slang Cat ambassador on a tour of the ship...
This is the bridge. This is where we do some stuff.
I C
This is the living quarters where I play video games and jerk off until my wiener falls off.
K
This is the Interstellar Qwick Stop, where I contemplate suicide every day.
LOL

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
This is the watercooler, where we discuss sitcoms.
K
Stop talking in internet slang. STFU.
This is the watercooler, where we discuss sitcoms.
STFU 2 U 2!!!

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
One day in sickbay...
Welcome to sickbay, can I take your order?
Um...do you have any asprin?
Would you like to super size your asprin or add on an order of Nyquil for a dollar more?
No thanks.
Who the fuck are you?
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!11!1!@@!one

 

by JimboJK2487
11-29-04
Later...
Um, Jamie? I think the ship has been overrun by militant aliens bent on brainwashing us so they can use the ship to control human kind.
I'm Captain Jamie...not just Jamie.
Yeah, so...about the militant aliens?
Right...have they killed Jack?
Not as far as I know.
Well, lets let it run its course then.

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