How come all you "Poll Workers" are ancient white folk?
Pipe down you lil Whipper-Snapper, and sign for your ballot!
You mean in "cursive"? Nobody does THAT anymore! Just read the micro-chip in my hand!
I don't care if you've been chipped or dipped in gold! I need a State I.D. or a voter registration card or your Soc. Sec. card or a birth certificate or a driver's license or a passport or....
Fuck this! I'll show YOU! I just WON'T VOTE!
"Fine by ME". {It works every time! hehehe} "NEXT!"
