JohnnyPolite  

This is my greatest invention ever. This is the one that'll make people call me doctor without 'mad' in front of it.

You should certainly be very proud of yourself, doctor.

Oh yeah. That's the stuff right there. Say it again.

Doctor. ...Say, Doc, what is this stuff, anyway? I mean, I'm happy to congratulate you on your accomplishments, but this doesn't look too appetizing.

I call it "Semen in a cup."

... Better luck next time.