JohnnyPolite

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I'm sorry, I don't think I'm cool enough to deserve an entire block of text all about me. But koalas. Aren't they something? With their lazy-bear faces and their...koala.

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Cat-A-Pult (origin story)

by JohnnyPolite
5-04-06


	So, I want to get a dog, but I'm not sure I'm ready for one. So went to the pet store to ask for advice, and you know what the dumb bitch at the counter suggested?


	Lesbian make-out session?


	No. She said maybe I could get a cat until I'm ready for a dog. Like, a practice animal. Isn't that an offensive idea?


	Hmm... You wouldn't like my dog launcher then. Until I'm sure it's ready, I'm just using cats.


	...


	..."Cat Sails Into Sun. Mroooooooooowr."

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