At the Convention (I sicken me, too)

Author: JohnnyPolite

Date: May 25, 2006

by JohnnyPolite
5-25-06
Gene takes the stage at the local conservation and recycling convention...
Hello everyone! I have had an innovation recently that I would like to share with you all that I think would allow us all to be much less wasteful.
"Yeah!" "You go, buddy!"
Now, if you're anything like me, you probably have a bit of a problem with dismembering prostitutes. I'm sure you know as well as I how these 'members' can pile up in your freezer! But I had an idea.
Why not put those bits of hookers into a blender, then into a mould, and make one super-hooker? Almost as fun as a fresh one, and you feel like you're doing your part. Remember: Reduce, reuse, recycle
"..." "Oh Lord." "WOOOOO!"